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Sleeping With The Groceries

Tired of your partner bringing snacks to bed?

The annoying cookie crumbs, the red wine stain on the sheets, the pastrami under your pillow, with all the culinary clutter it’s hard to enjoy your amazing new Beautyrest properly.

Maybe it’s time you stood up and said something.

You could confront the issue head on, banning all edible items from the bedroom. You could collect articles on how food attracts bugs and decreases the sanitary level of your sleeping quarters.

Or… you could plan a quiet vacation to Germany with a casual stop at The Food Hotel.

The Food Hotel in Neuwied, Germany

It seems counter-productive, but after spending a night in a room totally devoted to food, your partner could be scared straight.

The Food Hotel offers thirty-six rooms devoted to thirty-six different household food companies. Each sponsor had free reign to design a room that featured products from their own line of food and drinks. The cost of sponsorship included paying for the room’s furnishings and contributing towards the construction costs of the building itself.

One of the hotel’s highlights is a room produced by Chio, a German chip manufacturer. The room features a rotating mirror ball, strobe lights and an integrated sound system. Who knew potato chips were the life of the party?

The hotel also has its own private supermarket.

So buy all the crumbly items you can, choose a product theme and send your partner over the edge.

Hopefully they will come out of the experience with a renewed belief that food belongs in the kitchen, not in the bedroom.

If that doesn’t work…

There’s always the threat of abstinence.

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