How fun. Someone in your family getting married. While your heart may quiver and eyes glaze over with nostalgia that lump in your throat starts to juggle like an apple when reality kicks in. What am I ever going to get them?
Picking a wedding present can be an arduous task. Sure, there are wedding registries. But how mundane. How boring to give a faceless and forgettable gift.
A better idea is a bed. Even if the lovely couple has been shacked up for five years – who cares? They’re going to need a proper wedding mattress as white as that elegant dress to spend the rest of their lives on together (or the first decade anyway).
It’s a gift that no one forgets. And it looks much more expensive than it is: now at Simmons Mattress Gallery we are selling Beautyrest Queens for only $896.