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Guilty Or Innocent?

Police can tell when someone is guilty or not on the night they arrest them. There’s a tell-tale sign.

If they sleep, they are guilty. If they’re up all night – they’re innocent.

The theory is, if you are guilty and caught, you can finally relax. It’s a load off your shoulders. All of the guilt and worry and anxiety is now behind you.

If you are innocent, the horror has just begun. You will be up all night, worried about being wrongfully convicted to a life of fighting over food.

The beds in prison aren’t that great. So that might be part of it to. Perhaps innocent people are just more used to sleeping on Simmons Beautyrests.

If you are going to get arrested and you’re innocent, be sure to get your rest upfront.

If you just want to look innocent, we recommend a long, long sleep on the most comfortable bed you can buy – The Simmons Beautyrest Black. You won’t be tired at all on your first night, and the cops will think you’re clean.

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